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Comedian’s Hilarious Flow Chart Routine Has Audience Rolling With Laughter

One comedians hilarious flow chart routine has his audience rolling with laughter. Life is an unexpected series of events. No one can predict what the future might bring. But regardless of this uncertainty, everyone wants to enjoy a long and healthy life that is full of love and free of pain. Happiness is the ultimate goal every person hopes to achieve in life. Sure, many people would prefer a job that pays them a healthy salary, to live in a nice house and have a lot of other material possessions. But if youre unhappy and dont have people around who love and appreciate you, that other stuff is meaningless. Of course, real, true happiness is only found in Jesus Christ. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don McMillian tries to find the steps that lead to happiness in life. What makes people happy? What steps and moves do they have to take to achieve happiness? These are the questions Don hopes to answer in the video, and he does so while using several flow charts, making for an absolutely hysterical segment. Don explains that while his son was little, he tried to discover how to become happy. He wanted to understand the steps to happiness, do them, and then become happy. In doing this, he discovered the small but important things that make a baby happy and himself and the long-drawn-out process required to make his wife happy. Hilariously, Don shows that the flow chart becomes much more complicated as we age. As expected, what makes a one-month-old content is different for a person in their 50s. But near the end of his routine, Don reveals something startling about his findings. The steps to happiness for an infant and an elderly person in their 90s are very similar. What a unique and hysterical stand-up bit that will get you laughing uncontrollably, much like the audience in the clip! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins Delivers a Laugh-Out-Loud Song Parody About the Dollar Store

Comedian Tim Hawkins has delivered a laugh-out-loud song parody about the Dollar Store. Money isnt everything in life, but it is needed to survive in this world. Having too little of it can most certainly lead to problems. Money struggles, as people who have experienced them know, are in no way a good time. Thats why its essential to always try to make those monetary funds go as far as possible. Buying in bulk at places like Sams and Costco can help your dollar go further. Other retailers also allow consumers to purchase necessary items at a significantly marked-down price. Of course, the one that immediately comes to mind is the Dollar Store. In a clip posted on social media, Christian comedian Tim Hawkins sings a hysterical parody about picking up items at the Dollar Store. Tim once again displays his comedic genius, this time in the short clip. His song lyrics are hilarious and get the studio audience roaring with laughter. But that is not all. Yes, Tims lyrics are enough to cause you to double over with laughter, but the tune he uses will likely be very familiar to Bob Denver fans. If youre drawing a blank and unable to name that tune, dont worry, its Thank God Im a Country Boy. In the opening moments of the clip, Tim hilariously details a situation many may find themselves in needing things but not having a ton of cash to purchase them. However, as Tim sings, there is a solution: The Dollar Store. Well never really had a lot of money in the bank Its hard to pay the mortgage and fill the gas tank Thats why I want to take a little time to thank, thank God for the Dollar Store It gets even funnier after that as Tim rattles off a long list of items that can be purchased cheaply at the discount retailer. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Hilariously Imagines What Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

One comedian, Jonnie W., hilariously imagined what dogs would say if they could talk. Most people, even those who dont have pets, still love and appreciate animals and the joy they can and do bring people. However, for those who do have pets, most absolutely love their animals and would do anything in their power for their cat or dog. If little Sparky or Tiger needed something, pet owners would not rest until that need was fulfilled. Pet owners are a giving group of people. They do most things for their pets without thinking twice about it. Another thing that most pet owners do is talk to their pets. Yes, we know animals cannot respond verbally or likely even understand much of what were saying, but that doesnt stop the conversation from happening on our end. But what if our cute, furry, four-legged friend did have the ability to speak? Jonnie W. imagines how they might respond to us. What he comes up with is bound to have you double over in laughter. The clip begins with Jonnie referencing talking dog videos on social media. Please tell me you understand your dog would not say, I love you if it could talk, he said. Your dogs had it up to here with you. OK? If your dog could talk, itd be more like this, Hey, I really appreciate this dry kibble youve been feeding me. Oh, a juicy steak sandwich for you? Well, good you earned it, buddy. Jonnie also believes a talking dog would address what so many pet owners do to their pets: talk to them while using baby talk. And for the last time, will you stop with the baby talk? Jonnie says. I am 47 years old. I am a grown-up, and I expect to be treated as such. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Comedian's Hysterical Takes On Driving, Speeding and The Passing Lane

One comedian, Mike James, gave his absolutely hysterical takes on driving, speeding and the passing lane. For most people, driving is an activity they spend a lot of time doing. Many individuals drive dailyat least to and from work Monday through Friday. Sure, in some places like New York City, Boston, Washington D.C., Chicago and San Francisco, public transportation is widely used, making driving a car unnecessary. But driving a car is a must for people who live in other places than major metropolitan areas. Whenever you spend a massive amount of time doing anything, youre bound to find something about it that annoys or irritates you. Its simply going to happen. You can likely easily name a handful of things that rub you the wrong way about driving or, more specifically, other drivers. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Mike James hilariously addresses all those driving annoyances. One of Mikes biggest pet peeves regarding other drivers is those who turn their turn signals on and never execute a turn. What exactly are they doing anyway? If you ever get in front of me and leave your blinker on, I will follow you to your house, Mike said. Im going to pull up in your driveway, roll that window down, Turn that blinker off! And show me how to get home; Im lost. Ive been following you for two hours! Another big problem with driving today is that people cannot be away from their phones for more than a few minutes. Mike hysterically explains how he would handle such a situation. Another area likely to irritate drivers is when people fail to use the left lane properly. As Mike uproariously states, the left lane is for passing and not using it as a place to drive even slower. And a lot of people dont know what the left lane is for, Mike said. The left lane is the law-breaking lane, right! If you dont plan on breaking the law, dont get your slow, speed-limit-driving behind over there. We dont need you regulating our speed; we might want a ticket. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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